What would Dart Vader do?¶

Now, what would that dear old evil overlord do?

An example :

  Dear House of Ozzel,

  I regret to inform you that your son has been
  killed in the line of duty.

  He was an incompetent, yammering boob and he
  will be missed by none. I have allowed the men
  to pillage his personal belongings, which is why
  we have enclosed nothing but the sole remaining
  item: a torn advertisements page from a magazine
  of midget pornography. May it shock and disturb
  you, and may you think of it always when you
  remember your dearly departed son, the ninny.

  Know also that his limitations as a sub-par
  military professional caused the deaths of many
  of the Emperor's loyal soldiers, whose funeral
  expenses will appear on your next tax
  assessment.

  Sincerely,
  D. Vader

(Comment 2005-05-15: an evil overlord wouldn't misspell Darth Vader's name...)